Pete is Dolos

[onetime]

That would be Dolos (aka peewee, cuckold, Princess Fairy Pants). Dolos means trickery, guile, deception—all with a phony, plastic smile! ("Say 'cheese' for the camera Pastard Paine!")

Yeah, peewee and shi*ty came by for the photo-op half way through. Came with LR and all the women. Then they all split for the restaurant. We, a few groupies, and 20 servicemen, did the bulk of the work. You and I were there most of the day; till fact, we were the last two to finish up just as it was going dark about 4 or 5 in the afternoon. It was a sunny fall day, if I remember correctly.

I remember peewee got there about 2 pm, picked up a paintbrush, and one or two swipes with it. He looked over at me covered in paint, and said with a stupid grin on his face: "I just wanted to say that I painted it", and started laughing. This is how he operates. He takes credit for others work.

overtime

Yup, that's peewee the I remember. The same one whose wife wanted to suck my ding-a-ling. In broad daylight right my car.

I was in the office in 701 at the Karcher late one afternoon. Dolos and a few others were there too. Now LR was watching TV and he was in a weird (evil) mood. The phone rang. Steve Bellairs was away, so Peewee (who is color blind) picked up the phone. Somebody wanted to speak to LR, so when Pete said just a moment, LR looked at him and just shook his head. Pete, holding the phone, held out his arm as far as he could stretch it toward the direction of where LR was sitting and said to the caller while wiggling his hand, "LR's not within reach right now."

He did crap like that all of the time. You could never believe a single word that piece of sh!t said.

[thistime]

That's right! If you ask me, the look on #1 fat boy son's face is one of obstreperous and discordant incredulity.

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"Gee, I've been watching fat daddy all my life. And I can now finally relate with his phony baloney displays of piety that all my life I've previously despised. That's all we have to do, isn't it? Eat, take other peoples money, eat, live the easy life, eat some more, drive nice toys, eat again, and just appear godly. I think I'm going to dig this lifestyle, and the power over the lives of others."

What is really amazing to me is the shamelessly flagrant case of nepotism displayed here. This fat and worthless consumer of massive amounts of carbohydrates was disenchanted with the church, a despiser of his father and mother, and a most rebellious spirit not that long ago. He wanted nothing to do with any of it, period.

Think folks! How many others have you ever known now or at any time associated with CFCMI that were given the "golden microphone" and pulpit, along with a CFCMI "Diners Club" credit card, after returning from an absence of such gross insubordination? (I'll bet the answer to that one came quick to y'alls heads.)

And to think, there are some of you who've been faithful for many years. You've studied to show yourself approved in the eyes of the Almighty. You've given nearly everything you could possibly give of yourself and your substance. You've seen people by the scores kicked out for the most ridiculous reasons. And this fat bastard child (doesn't look a bit like Pete, at least not in the face, Deb) that knows all the motions, all the cons over the years, all the "hoopism" taught since a babe (and he still is one), comes waltzing back to the fold and assumes your rightful place. Be pis$ed! You should be. Now do something about it.

[overtime]

You think that mastermind of cult engineering, peetee pain, doesn't have a replacement
in the wings for this!:

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With that cool million or more, he's back to his old tricks - off to a new port, and fresh scenery.

Well, wouldn't you??

[overtime]

Peetey's got a good start on a youth brigade here - now just needs to work up a snazzy dance routine:

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My advice peewee?? - Condition 'em while they're young, and you'll never go wrong:

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[overtime]

Later, mommy gives him a nice balloon!

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[thistime]

"phantasmagorical"

thistime

And that heart is encased in a mountain of fat (and we're not talking when Debbie isn't "getting it" from the "other guys" and actually mounts this "gelded stallion.").

Pete Paine? We'll see. I think he's got a little more fight left in his "fairy pants."


(phan·tas·ma·gor·ic [fan-taz-muh-gawr-ik, -gor-] Show IPAadjective

1. having a fantastic or deceptive appearance, as something in a dream or created by the imagination.

2. having the appearance of an optical illusion, especially oneproduced by a magic lantern.

3. changing or shifting, as a scene made up of many elements.)

[turningjapanese]

You think that mastermind of cult engineering, peetee pain, doesn't have a replacement
in the wings for this!:

http://www.mychristianfellowship.org...ug-22SM062.jpg

WTH did Deb do to her face? Trying to cover the ugly?

She's six months away from this:

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[thistime]

"So here's the challenge. I'm challenging you to tithe ten percent. You say, "I don't want to." Then don't. I believe that when we get this right, we get blessed. I believe that the person who gets the most from it is the one who is honoring God that way. I'm challenging you to tithe. Some of you can't take that leap all at once. Pray. I believe that when you get this right, God will bless you.

My challenge after that is to give offerings. That's a gift above your tithe. You say, "I don't like what you're preaching." If you're uncomfortable with doing it, then don't. Pray "God, show me how to have joy in that." If you're not giving it freely, you're breaking up the blessing-flow. If you're not able to give offerings freely with joy, then don't do it."

Pastor "Pee-Pee" Paine



In the course of two paragraphs I count four “challenges” and three “I believes.”

I challenge the CFCMI peepers out there to consider this: In the end, does it matter what the fu/ck Pete Paine believes?

[turningjapanese]

Even Filthy Dick knows Pete is a con; nothing more than a bad actor begging for money.

And the Oscar goes to:

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for his tearful Pentecostal performance in CFCMI!

[onetime]

Dolos recently provided words to the Waukegan flock of sheep. His message was entitled “Beware of the Little Foxes.” He would do well to follow his own advice.

Little things can have big consequences; a small hole in a heart, a small nail in a heel, a small bullet in a lung, a small white lie, a small omission, taking a small thing that isn’t yours… By the way, small things are really big things in disguise. – Pete Paine, August 28th, 2011

Pete speaks the truth here. But to make the message effective and impactful, he should then go on to give personal examples. Such as the "white lies" he told over the years obscuring the true purpose of the many building funds that resulted only in artist renderings and depleted bank accounts of gullible CFCMI members. The "small omissions" where he left out vitally important information concerning the crimes of his father-in-law, cover-ups that helped perpetuate large-scale fraud. And taking "small things" that wasn't his…boy oh boy!

Yes, Pete is right. All of these "small" things were "big" things in disguise, having "big consequences"—for others.

If you have a secret, get it out of your life. Come clean to God. – Pete Paine, August 28th, 2011

You first, pastor. We're waiting. (...tick...tick...tick...)

Maybe I shouldn’t tell you this, but I started screaming in my sleep last night. I dreamt that I saw somebody take something off of Sister Davis’ porch, something that I knew was important to her, and I yelled at him to put it back, but he took off running with it. I chased after him, and when I caught up to him, I demanded that he give it to me. He said he would kill me, and I said, “Maybe so, but before you do, I’m going to take that and put it back,” and I started screaming at him. That’s when Debbie woke me up. I told her I wasn’t sure if I got it back, or whether I got killed. – Pete Paine, August 28th, 2011

Yes, Pete, you shouldn't have told us this.

Don’t let the devil rob you; he wants to steal your harvest. – Pete Paine, August 28th, 2011

And the devil has been working through people like Pete Paine and Ed Thomas for years. They have robbed their flock and stole their harvest.

But their day of reckoning "cometh."

[onetime]

Here’s a screenshot of your CFCMI.org website on Jun 12, 2008 when the world was still your oyster:

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What’s going on? What happened to the “Coming Together, Moving Up!” section of your website you so breathlessly announced just four years ago? You said God was "directing" you. Did everybody “come together” and “move up,” so it’s no longer needed anymore? If so, that didn’t last very long, did it Pedro? Maybe now you should put up a new section called “Separating Apart, Moving Down!” because that’s sure as hell what’s happening, isn’t it?

Also in bold there was a link for “New Building Progress.” What new building was that, Ping Pang? Was the “new building” actually a new home for the family? And what ever happened to the donations for the “Sri Lanka Vehicle Fundraiser”? If there was a new vehicle, where did it end up? In your garage?

Just curious.

::: yawn :::

As you were.

[onetime]

"If I came here today, and you didn’t show some honor to me, it would be wrong. Depending on the context, it would displease God." Pete Paine, Sermon Notes 2-3-13

Hey Pete: I think you're a conniving *******.

It pleases God when I call a spade a spade.

It is indeed pleasing when somebody like TJ draws a line in the sand and speaks the hard truth. If that means throwing tact out the window and calling a deceitful lying sack-of-**** a deceitful lying sack-of-****, then so be it. Tact has its place, of course, but it can often suppress the truth. And truth is the most painful of insults.

In addition to other people’s money, Plastic Peter craves honor and adulation. Socrates said "The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be." Plastic Peter is not what he pretends to be (it’s almost Pamelaesque to even have to say something so obvious).

Given this context, CFCMI members should show Plastic Peter some dishonor.

That's all a conniving @$$hole deserves.

[John Cady]

"If I came here today, and you didn’t show some honor to me, it would be wrong. Depending on the context, it would displease God." - Pete Paine during a recent visit to Waukegan

Pete, it displeases God that you continue to lie and pretend that your father-in-law was a godly man without reproach; the facts and history state otherwise.

Pete, it displeases God that you and Ed fed off the flock for nearly 40 years and counting, without so much as breaking a sweat to earn your own keep.

Pete, it displeases God that you claim to be a good shepherd when you have driven hundreds away from the church you lead, and in some cases even the faith because of your callousness to their cries for justice.

Pete, for having the complete arrogance to demand respect from a once-thriving congregation while you uplift a convicted felon and live off the riches of others...this award is for you.

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[turningjapanese]

Plastic Peter is not what he pretends to be.

Given this context, CFCMI members should show Plastic Peter some dishonor.

Fact is, most nutjobs "tell" on themselves indirectly; accusing others of what they themselves are doing or thinking.

And notice how Pete preaches about secrets, masks, hypocrisy?

It's creepy as hell.

[John Cady]

"This isn’t a game; we’re not just supposed to come to church and look good and smell good. By the way, y’all are some pretty good-looking folks, and you smell pretty good, and I’m glad of that. I don’t want you coming in here looking bad and stinking." – Peter F. Paine, 2-3-13

Interesting. Apparently Pete would not be so happy about the down-and-out folks who walk the streets, nor be willing to invite the homeless to worship. After all, the poor and homeless have nothing to offer in terms of material goods; they wouldn't be able to fill the plate and support Pete's lifestyle.

Who did Jesus, the Lord Almighty, reach out to?

Matthew 11:28 - Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

1 Timothy 1:15 - This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

Romans 2:11 - For there is no respect of persons with God.


In God's kingdom, it doesn't matter where folks came from. They could be rich and well-dressed. They could be homeless and not seen soap in weeks. They could be good kids in school. They could be gang members. They could be respectable women. They could be prostitutes. They could be religious to the hilt. They could be completely lacking in knowledge of God. The bottom line is, in the eyes of Jesus it doesn't matter. He came to save us and make us new creatures in Him, something that many churches have sadly forgotten.

2 Corinthians 5:17 - Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

I do believe that people did get saved in CFCMI, and allowed God to use them. In many cases, this desire to serve God is also what led many people out of CFCMI, as the leadership became blinded by their own worldly pursuits. Why is CFCMI in decline? In my own opinion, it is most likely because Pete's vision of the church no longer lines up with Christ's. After all, would Jack Dory of Quixtar fame want to walk into a sanctuary filled with homeless people? I don't know Jack Dory's heart, but if we are afraid of offending others because of the outreach God has placed in our hands, then we are operating outside His will and need to repent.

The warning Christ gave in His parable of the talents is still relevant today.

Matthew 25:45 - Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

May God cure Pete of his blindness.